Dialogues : Mike Martineau
Scnario : Denis Leary & Peter Tolan & Evan Reilly
Ralisation : Rosemary Rodriguez

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- 19:13 - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Al_Roker

- 30:29 - "Me love you long time." : clbre rplique dans Full Metal Jacket
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7EPWSsr1Lg

- 35:33 - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Today_(NBC_program)

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- Let me ask you something, Tom.
- What?
- How much have you had to drink today?
- Why don't you take a swing at me and we'll find out, asshole.

- It's fine. I didn't expect the Four Seasons.
- More the one season-- winter. A/C kept kicking on every 5 minutes. I probably have a swelling of the respiratory tract.
- You have a what?
- A cold.
- Well, then why didn't you just say that? A cold. Instead of coming up with some cockamie, fancy word that tries to make you look smart, when in reality, you still can't hold down a job and you still live at home with ma. OK?

- So is there any protocol on how we tell people? Like, I don't know, oldest, dearest, closest friends first, or is it the reverse, the guy you barely know or trust, the probie who doesn't think he's a probie anymore 'cause there's another probie in the house?

- I don't have long. My breathing is shot. That means it's almost over. If I could only talk to my son one last time, make things right.
- You had a falling out?
- Terrible.
- He a queer?
- No. He married a Jap chick. After serving in the Big One, I was against it.
- A Jap chink?
- Chick. A Jap chick.
- Oh, that's good, because a Jap chink-- I don't think you can do both.

- But you're having it taken care of, so that's good.
- Yeah, I am getting it taken care of, but it's still a big deal, you know. I mean, it's cancer.
- Hey, ma. Sorry to interrupt. Well, not really. Hey, look, I just made a B.M., and I'm a little concerned because it's loose and has got kind of a green hue to it. Will you come take a look at it?
- Yeah, let me check.
- I'm sorry, I was just trying to talk to you about my cancer, and you were acting like it's no big deal. And then he just took a big green shit, and you're ready to, like, jump out of the chair. So I don't understand.
- Here he goes again. "Look at me, I got cancer." You know, at least you know what you have. Green fecal matter could indicate any number of health irregularities.
- Well, excuse me for freaking out a little bit that I might actually die from my cancer, OK. You're not gonna die from a big, dumb, green shit that you just--
- Shhh.
- Sorry. That you just took in the toilet unless it's sitting there with a goddamn gun.
- Sean!
- Sorry. I'm sorry.

- I want you to give him everything you got, Chuckie. All right? You do not hold back. He gives you the opening, you take him down, OK? You got that? Any of this getting through? I'm banging your wife. Your mother's a whore. I heard you like little boys. No? Nothin'. OK, then.
- How you feeling, kid? You loose?
- Yeah. No. This guy looks a little bit questionable, chief. I mean, is he in the department or what?
- He's in the system.
- The system? All right, well, what system?
- The penal system. Killed a guy with his thumb.
- Allegedly. Don't worry, he's wearing gloves.

- How are you, boy?
- I'm good, pop. I'm good.
- And how's that gook bitch of yours?
- You prick.
- She home, or is she out in a rice paddy?
- Go to hell. Thanks for dragging me down here, you son of a bitch.
- "Ooh, me love you long time, Joe." Now I can die.

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Goddamn enjoy, pals. 8)